Say $500. Your money. Your CTO’s if you skip.
Skip a workout. Your enemy gets paid.
You stake an amount that hurts — say $500 — on your workout days. Hit your daily calorie goal and that day's share comes back. Miss, and it goes — instantly, irreversibly — to the one person you'd hate to pay. They get notified. They're watching.
Spite is stronger than discipline.Free to download. Expensive to ignore.
Simulated settlement. The real one does not loop.
01 How it works
Three steps. No exits.
-
01
Stake money that hurts.
Pick your workout days for the week and put real money on them — an amount that hurts, say $500, split across the days. It sits in a neutral on-chain escrow until each day settles. High stakes by design.
-
02
Name your enemy.
One recipient. The person you'd least like to make richer. They get an email the moment you commit — before you've done a single workout.
-
03
Apple Health decides. Not you.
Hit your daily calorie goal and that day's share is returned to you automatically. Miss it, and the money is sent to them. Instantly. No pause button, no excuses, no taking it back.
That's the whole app. That's the problem.
02 The killer detail
They know. They're watching.
The recipient isn't a passive beneficiary. The moment you commit, Spiteful tells them everything — and hands them a front-row seat.
TO Ethan
Panos staked $500.00 on his workout days this week.
Every day he misses, $71.43 is sent to your wallet. Automatically.
You don't have to do anything. Just watch.
Watch him live →583 / 600 kcal
He can open the app any time and follow your calorie burn in real time — rooting for you to fail. Ethan has checked your progress six times today.
03 The recipient
Pick your enemy.
Motivation is abstract. Ethan is not. Choose a recipient with a face you can picture at mile three.
One missed day sends $71.43 to your CTO. Instantly.
No pause button. No excuses. No taking it back.04 The money
The boring part, quickly.
It's never our money.
Your stake sits in a neutral on-chain escrow (USDC) — not our bank account. Nobody can touch it until each day settles. Not you, not us, not Ethan.
No seed phrases.
A self-custodial wallet is created from your email when you sign in. No setup, no jargon, nothing to configure. You have real things to lose already.
Read-only. One number.
Spiteful reads active energy and workouts from Apple Health to check one number a day. Nothing is written, nothing is sold, nothing is used for ads.
Every fitness app tries to reward you. Spiteful is the first one that punishes you — exactly the way you asked it to.
Stop negotiating with yourself. Put money on it.
Download on theApp StoreSpite is stronger than discipline.